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Given who created the Premium I’m a Shifty SandWing Dragon 2020 Shirt space force, I expect it would be roughly as effective for intergalactic warfare as it would be for pandemic response. At this point, even if everyone on earth worked collectively in a hive mind, we’d get wiped in a second by a force capable of intergalactic travel. What if intergalactic travel is like, embarrassingly easy, but we wasted all of our time making powerful weapons. Then the aliens turn up with Bows and Arrows. Of course, the trade-off is the loss of self-determination.
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