Have you seen it? You need Funny Emperor’s New Groove Kuzco No Touchy Ugly Christmas Shirt a team of astrophysicists to do the equations on that dumpster fire. The trick is, he didn’t. I’m surprised that you’re surprised. He probably writes off tens of thousands on his high heels. Was it perhaps for all the hairdressers working behind the scenes on his TV show? Not to support tяump, but tv production costs can be expensive. The premium toupee hair is made of 100% baby llama hairs. Pure luxury. It’s a rat’s nest. Those require lots of food for the loyal rats and poison for the disloyal ones. Because it would cost a billion to make it resemble actual hair.
Funny Emperor’s New Groove Kuzco No Touchy Ugly Christmas Shirt, Tank Top, V-neck, Sweatshirt, And Hoodie




This is another feeble Funny Emperor’s New Groove Kuzco No Touchy Ugly Christmas Shirts attempt at the success that Trump is so good at. Toupee, all of the pills and chemicals he has to buy to keep it on and probably dye and because he likes to pretend that it’s real. 50 dollars for the work and the rest to keep the hairdresser quiet. It takes cutting edge science to keep that much hair from falling out on a septuagenarian. How bad is it when left untreated? What he spends and what he claims might be different. He has to obtain the finest tumbleweeds in the desert to create those luscious locks. Costs a pretty penny.
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Rebecca (verified owner) –
I love the quickness of the shipping, the quality of the shirt, and the imprint on the shirt! It feels like it’s a part of the actual garment and not one of those that I’m afraid to wash because it’s going to peel after the first time through the laundry. Great design too!
Pinky (verified owner) –
It’s such a cute shirt, and it’s so soft. BUT it runs small (I got a Large when I should have bought a X-large).
Jodee Girl (verified owner) –
Good quality shirt, fits perfectly. Soft and comfortable. Love it!
jennifer cabrera (verified owner) –
Perfect tee for these hard times. Goy so many compliments.!
Sinique (verified owner) –
This is my favorite shirt! It is soft and perfect for the current situation as well as those of us who absolutely LOVE Kuzco! If you are deciding between sizes, definitely go with the larger size. I am happy with my size. But, had I gone with my normal Small size, I would not have been as happy for a comfy, lounging t-shirt. Otherwise, this shirt is exactly as described.
Char shelton (verified owner) –
So comfortable and get lots of compliments
Em Vee (verified owner) –
I live the shirt. It’s cute and comfy.
I’m 138 lbs and 5”1 and I went with the medium and it gave me enough room. Not tight at all and fits so comfortable. The material is better than I expected. Not slinky material. Nice cotton feel shirt. Perfect to wear during this pandemic.
Amazon Customer (verified owner) –
SOOOOO SOFT!!!! Love it!!!!
Barbara A. Heinzinger (verified owner) –
I love this T-Shirt! The cotton is soft and breathable. And, it make’s me laugh.
Slantz (verified owner) –
This shirt is so soft! It is a light weight shirt so if you are looking for the heavy cotton feel this isn’t it. But for me it is absolutely perfect and my new favorite shirt!
Amanda (verified owner) –
I love over sized T-shirts, and the material is light and great to wear over bathing suits, or use as pjs
Jamie Moore (verified owner) –
“No touchy, no touch” – Kuzco, The emperor’s new groove 2000
Robert A Easton (verified owner) –
Love it!
Alex Bartis (verified owner) –
Very soft and shipped quickly