I Could Deadlift You Shirt

I’m planning to do something sort of like this I Could Deadlift You Shirt if the party ever makes it to the magic university city being built in the ruins of Netheril. Because there are a lot of inexperienced student wizards trying to make custom spells, items, creatures, etc. Then tunnels under the city will be filled with a mix of that stuff. And then lower down, way more ancient and powerful things. So they’re going to come across a large number of badly-designed magic items that I’m just going to generate at random. My favorite magic item my players found was a totally homebrewed item with no real productive function. But they still got creative with it. The rogue used it to sneak past the guard and as a distraction tactic when scouting and such.

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They laid it on people and smothered and burnt them. The I Could Deadlift You Shirt way they covered the 6 people was enlarged/reduce, They did kill guards without enlarging it but that was why I gave it to them, so they could strangle the guards BUUT when we get to the leader of the cultists they realize they can double-cast enlarge/reduce making the already 20ft by 20ft, 80FT BY 80Ft. They did at first try to crush/smother them But I decided I shouldn’t let that work. So they set it on fire and I couldn’t find a way around this… Never underestimate a living rug. My father has a stoner dwarf bro that’s developed rug-triggered PTSD, due to almost dying one 3 times in 1 sitting.

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