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One of the players had gotten married to a Never Underestimate A May Man Who Loves Hunting Shirt pretty young NPC who wasn’t an adventurer. So I gave him a Ring of Conjugal Visits that would transport him to his wife for an hour. Then send him back to the adventuring group. The ring worked twice a week and was intended as a joke. When the party was beaten up from hard combat he used the ring and asked his wife. Where the nearest temple was, then bought healing potions from the local cleric. Soon this became a thing: Cure Disease, Healing, whatever. The ring became this guy’s quick trip to the pharmacy.

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Although he also always found a Never Underestimate A May Man Who Loves Hunting Shirt few moments for a quickie with his wife. Eventually, he woke the up cleric at 3 am to buy more potions. So I had the cleric throw a fit and yell at him never to come back. The player went back anyway, and the next time there was a bouncer at the temple door telling him to get lost. I gave them a folding boat. Say a magic word and the small shoebox magically expands into a boat. Not 5 minutes later (IRL) the fucking rogue has thrown this box from the roof and said the magic word. Then creating the only instance of 20 dice rolls I’ve ever had to do.

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