Official Whatever Floats Your Goat Shirt
Fun fact: putting your dick in children is illegal in the US, but putting your dick in a goat is legal in Wyoming, New Mexico, Hawaii, West Virginia, DC, Guam, American Samoa, and the Northern Marina Islands. When I was young, my bro was even younger (fun fact: he still is to this day), not even 5 at the time. Like yours, he also did encounter a goat. Though he did pay attention, even to detail. Detail, like the rear side of the goat. And the hole in it. And the fact that his finger would fit in said hole.
Official Whatever Floats Your Goat Shirt, Tank Top, V-neck, Sweatshirt, Hoodie
You can imagine, the poor goat didn’t really expect getting molested from behind. It jumped, turned, and now facing my brother lowered its head showing its horns. All parents nearby were terrified. It seemed like none would be able to get there in time to stop the inevitable from happening. That would have been the time he’d have learned the hard way not to mess with the stronger. But not this kid. He stood firmly, raised his little hand, and Official Whatever Floats Your Goat Shirt utterly asserted dominance over the animal by slapping it right across the face. Poor thing ended up just staying there trying to progress the situation. All parents nearby were terrified. It seemed like none would be able to get there in time to stop the inevitable from happening.











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