I remember seeing a post from a Take My Wifes Place Led Me Straight To Her Shirt woman on Reddit who discovered her boyfriend was putting slugs in her food. Apparently, she was having all sorts of shitty symptoms. Thank god she dumped his ass, fucker should be in jail. I fell into a de-flashing vat of shirt buttons once when I was about 13 years old. My dad was the plant manager of a shirt button factory in Knoxville, Tennessee back in the early 1980s. He and I were there on a Saturday morning. He was doing paperwork, and I was exploring the plant. Got to the section where the de-flashing tanks and tried to lean over and scoop up a handful of buttons. Lost my balance and fell in.
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It was about 5-6 feet deep but filled with Take My Wifes Place Led Me Straight To Her Shirt plastic shirt buttons. I went all the way to the bottom. I stand up and stand on the top of the mixing blades that turned off. Took forever to get out. The buttons “squeezed” me as I tried to move. Scariest moment of my life. I don’t even let my kids do the whole “bury me in the sand at the beach thing”. Terrible memories of that. My grandparents lived next to a grain factory and I remember how one kid apparently died inside a silo for that exact reason. Still, we’d go to the factory and play hide and seek, but never climbed the silo.
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